Joke about a guy buying his girlfriend a gift? ?

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.



Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:



Darling,



I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.



Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.



I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don鈥檛 shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.



I laughed out loud when I read it.Joke about a guy buying his girlfriend a gift? ?
Ahahahahahahaha... one star matey!!Joke about a guy buying his girlfriend a gift? ?
lmao, I would never order from that company again, hope te girl didn't get upset, being that the guy had apparently touched a lot of other women's supposedly :P
awesome
maan !! that was aaaawwwwwwwsomeeee
looooooooooooooooooool thats halarious!!!!!! thanx for the laugh! :)
THAT WAS SO FUNNY
GOOD JOKE.
lmao!!!
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hhha ha! tha's a nice one lol!
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